[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
tosh: At least the po pothol
Are getting filled.
There's an exclusive line of
Pumas by slander mcqueen.
Pinkish orange is the new black.
Mark it.
I introduce you to new internet
Challenges and you know it's
Officially summer when kids
Start [bleep]ing in the streets.
S this what happens when your
Diet consist of frozen burritos
And energy drinks.
There's no need to wipe.
There's a sprinkler a block
Ahead.
I wish you could drop one of
Those on princess peach in mario
Kart.
Call my a fruit booter all you
Want but that's why I stick to
Roller skating rinks.
mr. Sex on wheels, it's disco
Xanadu to the grapevine.
Straight leg kick on the
Iceberg.
That's hot.
I thought he was gonna bunny hop
But it looks like he's doing the
Super drop.
All right, group skate.
Uh-oh, clean up on turn four.
Oh the humanity.
The smell is awful but a night
On skates is always first rate
Ladies first.
It's getting slick out there.
My oh, my.
You got e. Coli.
tosh: For those keep score at
Home that's the second largest
Roller skang party our blogger
Carly h hosted this summer.
For five years it's all you
Could find on espn deuce.
punch, puh, skate.
That's it.
tosh: Look at his adonis like
Physique.
House slippers are the official
Sick kick for [bleep]ing up a
Pillow fort.
Same guy who trained scarlett
Joe hansen in the a-avengers.
when you're going fishing the
Best bait is a girl in a bikini.
you're so good at this.
Oh, my god!
Oh!
[laughter]
tosh: That's very close to
Her tackle box.
At least she's got excuse for
That smell now.
can you help us, please?
tosh: A guy wearing puka
Ells has never made an
Situation better.
Just put your sarong over it and
Try not to ruin our vacation,
Tina.
Why the hell are their catfish
At the beach any how.
That's are fresh water fish.
What's this year's spring break
Hot spot?
Oh, river.
Good thing the next guy's
Wearing boxing gloves.
this is really padded so I'm
Going to hit you pretty hard.
Okay.
oh, my god.
lift your arm up.
hold on.
ready?
[laughter]
tosh: That wins again.
Still undefeated.
Same thing happens when I use
Condoms.
Right wn I start I jus throw
Off to the side of the bed.
that had to of hurt so bad.
tosh: Another great
Observation by a female sideline
Reporter.
Keep swinging but I don't think
The horrible tattoo's going
Anywhere.
My favorite show is cypress
Garden is the below poverty line
S spectacular.
Chfg
[cheerin
[cheering]
tosh: All the charity finally
Fixed that god awful place.
They're all praying the boat
Breaks down so they can eat it.
Maybe you shouldn't use your one
Drinkal puddle for water sports.
What's next?
tosh: Just give him all your
Pumpernickel.
Now let's play dork, dork,
Goose.
When you play at a factory
Protests are bound to happen.
Swing and a miss.
That's how bradley beat
Pacquiao.
The only goose aone likes is
Ryan gooseling despite his
Freakish
Freakhly misshapen head.
You sleep on pillows filled with
His dead wife had you to see it
Coming.
If goose from half his nasty
Maybe he wouldn't have died like
Such a coward.
These things are mean.
No wonder we switch to turkey
For christmas.
I'm just glad what's good for
The goose is good for my
Ratings.
For that we thank you.
We're back with some mad mutha
[bleep]ing clown love.
First, this isn't the worse
Thing a coach can do to a little
Boy.
all right, here's the beat.
[¶]
a juggalos can take anybody
In the third degree speaky
Clowns never go down even in
Your town.
We won't be sleeping only
Creeping and I'm not stepping
I'm own rapping.
Strglers are the best.
Don't [bleep] with me.
I'll [bleep] you up.
[laughter]
tosh: You better plug in that
Smoke detecter because he just
Set that casio track on fire.
That's exactly why kanye and
Hova have to watch the throne.
That's anthony and he's known in
The biz as a juggalo which means
He love to icp.
I don't like saying insane clown
Posse but it sounds better than
White trash anonymous.
They rap about murder and
Violence and can beat rad head
T death.
Kiss did it the in 80s around
Rihanna does it now to hide her
Bruises.
Icp fans are a bunch of poorly
Educated crackers like the
People who watch this show.
I'm guilty o it.
Here's me in my classic florida
White trash phase.
You know I'm wearing wife
Beater.
If I wrote a letter to my old
Self is dear daniel, you were
S
Awesome.
Anthony wants to join a group
Where it's acceptable to throw
Bottles of piss and
Scientologists are the most
Insane in this week's web
Redemption.
[¶]
tosh: Which one of you clowns
Was anthony?
here.
tosh: Hey, buddy.
Nice to meet you.
nice to meet you too.
get in.
Let's get out out of this clown
Makeup.
you clean up well.
We did our best to make you feel
At home here.
Kind of sick.
Anthony, first thing's first.
How old are you?
14.
tosh: Are you bigger man most
People 14ears old.
yeah.
tosh: Most are tiny and also
A girl.
We all go through phases.
Ever dress in women's clothing?
no.
tosh: Maybe not everybody
Goes through it.
What does icp stand for?
insane clown posse.
They're one of the best.
tosh: Why do you think your
Video's become so popular.
juggalos and others support
Me.
tosh: When I saw it the first
Thing that struck was how young
You were and you looked like a
Tank but have a young person's
Voice.
I thought look at this monster
And talks like a beautiful
Little angel.
Do you enjoy rapping?
yes, do I.
tosh: Do you write your own
Raps are do you have ghost
Writers.
I write them and some I free
Style.
tosh: How's your flow?
I've been trying to work on
It lately.
tosh: You know the best thing
To do?
what.
tosh: I assume would be to do
Well in school just because you
Could maybe increase your
Vocabulary and rhyme more worst
With hatchet.
catch it, latch it.
tosh: See, you only have two.
That's going to limit you.
Do you ever fix that smoke
Detecter in your room?
no.
tosh: Do you how many kids
Burn to death because of a
Faulty smoke detecter?
no.
tosh: Neither do I.
I don't know why they're 9 volt.
Ever take your tongue and put it
On the end of the 9 volt.
no.
tosh: Put it on the end of
It.
[laughter]
tosh: Like kissing a girl.
you maybe.
tosh: For me,yeah.
What's it take to be a juggalo?
have you to have guts and do
What we do
tosh: What is do what we do?
be yourself mostly.
tosh: You mean paint your
Face?
whatever y want to do.
tosh: Are there black j
Juggalos?
all races.
tosh: You'll get the clown
Makeup and war paint all mixed
Up.
It will be weird.
I was thinking of going to
The juggalos this year.
tosh: Where is it?
illinois.
tosh: Both of them?
Your video is very entertaining
But it lacks a certain thing?
what?
tosh: What I'd like to do is
Give you an opportunity to
Spruce up your video a bit.
all right.
tosh: Want to give it another
Shot?
yeah.
tonight's redemption is from
The hip-hop version of the
Mighty death pop from what you
Psychopaths crave.
Sit you floppy tits down and
Enjoy.
it's called us juggalos.
Cho
Check, here's the bea
[¶]
us juggalos can't take
Anybody [bleep]ing.
I'll be burning in the third
Degree.
Can you catch it?
Test, test, test.
us juggalos are the st.
[bleep] the rest.
We're the best.
I'm [bleep] you up.
I just want champagne only
Gonna take one hit.
you want to get bit by the
Devil and yes you're just a
Pebble.
us juggalos are straight rape
And murder pros.
We'll [bleep] america.
I'm starting to get dissed.
That's right.
It's not with us.
He's a little too insane and I'm
Not talking about a tour bus.
I take no [bleep].
I'm hardcore --
hey, hey.
tosh: There's a fine line
Between being insane and lacking
Commondecency.
being a juggalo comes with a
Certain level of decorum.
The ninja's a little too insane.
whoa, don't even think before
It, man.
that's weird how the threat
Of violence makes you regain
Your balance.
yeah.
We're like the insane frown
Posse.
anthony?
tosh: The pie store was
Closed.
.
I had to put whip cream on a
Key.
[cheers and applause]
tosh: I think that kid has
Andy milonakis disease.
Thanks, violent j and shaggy two
Dope.
First, your baby may be coming
From the wrong hole.
why's it hurt my [bleep] so
Bad.
next door's where the kid's
Coming out.
get it out then.
> you got what you got.
it hurts bad!
My ass hurts!
push!
my ass hurts so bad!
so here we are at the
Clothespin challenge.
one, two, three.
take five.
I don't know where else on my
Face I can go
81.
Whoo!
tosh: What you guys do on
Saturday?
Something tells me he ran out of
Clothes pins.
You and I both know the internet
Challenges are getting stale.
That's why I thought I'd give
The them a shot in the arm by
Creang my pone
this is the unlucky charms
Challenge.
You take all the marshmallows
Out of lucky charms and eat the
Horrible, disgusting [bleep]
That's left.
I'm now doing e-mails.
I'm running 30 minutes late.
Send.
I'm about to do the negative
Mint challenge.
That's wre you refuse any mint
Offered to you for one full day.
you want a mint?
no!
tosh: I'm about to do the
No-mix yogurt challenge.
At fruit on the bottom without
Mixing it.
So tart.
I'm doing the kenny g challenge.
Set your car stereo to smooth
Jazz.
Don't change it until you'v
Driven 300 miles.
Trip set.
I hate it!
This is the aquafresh challenge.
You can only use the red portion
To brush your teeth.
And now it's time for the no n
Word challenge.
I go a full 24 hours without
Saying any word that starts with
The letter n.
Hey, can I have a raise?
maybe.
what flavor doritos would you
Like?
cool ranch, please.
what's up?
[laughter]
tosh: I was gonna call him a
Nincompoop you hate amongers.
Iyou think you can come way
Better challenge and I'm sure
You cannot.
Send it to our og.
This week's come from uncle mom.
I love it.
we love it.
all right.
There's one thing I need to tell
You.
It seems somebody was murdered
In this house about seven and a
Half years ago.
I want you to think about it.
I'll be back in a few.
what do you think?
I don't know.
I mean, it's weird but I'm cool
With it.
hey!
what are you people doing
Inside my hou?
your house?
steve was showing us around.
steve who?
steve realto
he died inside this house
Seven and a half years ago.
we'll be bac in a few.
Ooh, ooh.
hi, I'm a ghost.
hi, nice to meet you.
I'm a ghost.
tosh: Steve the retor.
He looks awfully familiar.
We'll be right backith more of
Adam coro
tosh: Welcome back.
What are you snacking on at
Home?
If your answer's the
Whatchamacallit.
That's a solid choice.
Next week, this guy gets a
Redemption.
you going to college?
You got to be kidding me?
[ yelling ]
>>
guess his mom doesn't care
About defending our freedom.
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The following url.
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By something at our store the
Fishing is free but we'll
[bleep] you in the ass on
Handling.
You know how I've been slowing
Introducing you to in the
Characters on brickleberry.
This is bobby who is voiced by
Waco o'guin.
Would you like to mt him?
sure.
tosh: Let's play the video.
we're going get naked and
Touch our [blees together.
tosh: You know why that's not
Offensive?
Because they're drawings.
Finally last week I introduced
Everybody to the new game I made
Up, slap, lick fondle and you
Had a field day with it.
Enjoy.
slap, lick, fondle, mutha
[bleep].
[laughter]
you like that?
you don't paint your balls
You fondle them, man.
tosh: For anyone who needs an
Excuse here's you go.
Good night you